the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm always down for nudity.
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