I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
