he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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