Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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