he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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