I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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