I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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