Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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