I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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