The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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