office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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