hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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