Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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