I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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