Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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