I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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