youre lurking in front of me
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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