it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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