Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
