..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Betty ford says i'm here all night
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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