I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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