I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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