i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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