morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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