Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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