I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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