Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
someone owes me an orgasm
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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