In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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