I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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