**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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