the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
As shirtless as possible
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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