fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Found the puke drawer
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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