I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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