i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It's rum buckets o'clock
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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