Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just come out here and I will go home with you...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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