Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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