he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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