Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm always down for nudity.
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