its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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