You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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