I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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