Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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