at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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