Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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