Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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