yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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