I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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