You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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