it hurts more in the daytime
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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