Having a random hookup so left but love u
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
third nipple confirmed
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
